venus-blue:

lokii-d:

lovelystrumpet:

SHIT. I hadn’t consciously made the connection between the fact that Loki is always overlooked and ignored when he speaks and the fact that he’s put in that muzzle at the end of Avengers. I always thought that bit was a link to the bit from Norse mythology where he had his mouth sewn up as punishment for teasing some dude (details elude me right now).

But this.

This makes sense.

And makes so many more feels. 

It’s like the ultimate insult to him.

someonecertainly:

I feel like this entire phenomenon of “SHUT UP LOKI NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU”, besides the sort of mean chuckle at his expense that makes me feel guilty, is fascinating. With giant angst potential that explains a lot about how Loki looks at himself and why he snaps.

No, seriously. Imagine that this sort of thing has been going on for hundreds or thousands of years. Whenever Loki opens his mouth to speak, or share an opinion, or make a suggestion, or voice an objection, there’s a good chance he’ll basically get told he’s insignificant or irrelevant or reprehensible or just flat out wrong. Stop talking. Yeah, he’s a manipulative little shit, but seriously. His words are his biggest source of power. He’s not an up front fighter—his forte lies through persuasion and the ability to reason people into the decisions that suit him. And he’s perpetually being told “YOUR ABILITIES ARE WORTHLESS, GTFO WE DON’T WANT YOU”. So even the thing he thought he was good at is being undermined.

Extra bonus points if you incorporate canon mythology and the “sew his lips up” punishment. I mean just DAMN. Physical pain and the approval of his father in that sentence aside, that literally, physically denies his right to assert or defend himself. He completely loses his voice. He’s basically having it hammered home that people would rather not hear him at all, would rather pretend he’s not there, and he can’t even count on his family to disagree.

It’s just unbelievably fucked up.

THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

No wonder he turned out the way he is. He was already an outsider in his family before he had even discovered that he was adopted. 

This is what I always try and explain to people.

(via fuckingfangirling)


onac911:

GGGAAAAAAAHHHH!!




I dare you.

beautycutelove:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(via chongthenomad)


Nick Fury's Song  (Join Me Maybe)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

robbidybobbin:

Some alien guy came to earth 
converted you now I’m hurt 
tesseract we couldn’t convert 
and now you’re in our way

trade my sidekick for you back 
with arrows all dressed in black 
we’re not the ones to attack 
but now you’re in our way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty 
Coulson’s grabbing Tony 
I’ve got Captain “Bone Me” 
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you, 
And this is crazy, 
You’ve been in a coma, 
So join me, maybe?

It’s hard to look right, 
At you baby, 
Hammer of lightning? 
Uhm, join me, maybe?

Hey, I just met him, 
He’s kind of scary, 
That green “other guy” 
So join me, maybe?

And I know you’re used to 
Like, killing Nazis 
It’s not the forties 
So join me, maybe?

It was real sad that he died 
I tried to save him, I tried 
Don’t tell nobody I cried 
But this could be the way

I won’t let this be the end 
Convince them to get revenge 
Give them something to avenge 
Yes this is the way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty 
Coulson’s grabbing Tony 
I’ve got Captain “bone me” 
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you, 
And damn your sexy 
The god of mischief 
you’re bat shit crazy

It’s hard to look right, 
At those baby 
Your abs are gorgeous 
So join me, maybe?

Hey, welcome back man 
oh this is crazy 
and with your arrows 
You’re looking sexy

And I know you’re into 
that one girl peggy 
but she’s like eighty 
So join me, maybe?

Before you came and joined the team 
We were boned, so bad 
we had like no chance 
We were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team 
We were boned so bad 
we had like no chance 
We were so, so fucked

It’s hard to not look, 
At you baby, 
Girl power kicks ass, 
So join me, maybe

I know I’ve met you, 
and I must be crazy 
But grab your damn suit 
And join me, maybe

You know your little bro 
Keeps trying to kill me 
But you seem pretty okay 
So join us, maybe

Before you came and joined the team 
We sucked like, so hard 
We had no like, no chance 
Yeah, we were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team 
We were tots def losing 
And you should know that 
So join us, maybe

(via bedabug)


the-more-i-arty:

So I found out that Tom Hiddleston did the audiobook for The Red Necklace so I gave it a listen. He does ALL the voices…


nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

(via fyeahsuperheroes)


avenginglesbianfriend:

77/100 ► avengers cast

avenginglesbianfriend:

77/100  avengers cast




avengerswag:

Haha I love Phil(:

avengerswag:

Haha I love Phil(:

(via annecain)


lettiebobettie:

I don’t think it’s really spoilery, but just in case for the last panel, I will just throw this out there so you can’t get mad at me if you think it’s spoilery ; )

Just a doodle idek

(via annecain)


thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

(via bedabug)


(via catzingly)